i want to play this game
I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care
IVE FUCKING PLAYED THIS GAME AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT
SO ME AND THREE OTHER FRIENDS PLAYED IT THINKING THAT OH HEY ITS JUST GONNA BE A WHOLE PEPPER INSIDE AND WE WOULDNT ACTUALLY HAVE TO EAT IT
BUT NOOOOOOOOHOHOHO HELL THEY TOOK PEPPERS THE SAME HOTNESS OF SATANS ASSCRACK AND INTEGRATED THEM INTO THE CHOCOLATE ITSELF LIKE SOME EVIL CONCOCTION OF FLAVORS AND MADE IT INTO THE DREADED BULLET YOU DONT WANT TO GET
THE PERSON WHO GOT IT WAS IN TEARS OVER THE HEAT WITHIN SECONDS AND HAD ONLY EATEN THE VERY TINY TIP OF IT
SO WHAT DO THE REST OF US DO, AS THE (QUESTIONABLY) SANE HUMANS WE ARE?
WE TRIED IT AS WELL
SO HERE WE HAVE A CAR FULL OF CRYING, PANTING TEENAGERS AND ONE DAD IN A CONFUSED PANIC, SO HE BROUGHT US ALL TO BEN AND JERRY’S AND WE ALL STUMBLE IN LIKE “GIVE US ICE CREAM NOW” AND THE PEOPLE AT THE COUNTER WERE SCARED AND CONFUSED TRYING TO ASK WHAT FUCKING FLAVOR WE WANTED AND THE DAD WAS SITTING THERE TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER AND SOME RANDOM KID WAS CRYING BECAUSE OF US AND IT WAS GENERALLY JUST A VERY SHITTY SITUATION
SO WE GOT OUR ICE CREAM AND FINALLY CALMED DOWN AFTER A WHILE ENOUGH TO TALK LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS
AND THEN WE MADE THE DAD TRY IT WHICH WAS A VERY FUCKING BAD IDEA AS HE WAS BROUGHT TO THE SAME STATE AND HAD TO GET ICE CREAM AS WELL
SO ALL IN ALL DONT PLAY THIS GAME UNLESS YOU EAT HOT THINGS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CANDY OR YOU’LL REGRET IT
the rest of the bullets tasted quite swell and we enjoyed them later once our taste buds started working again bUT DONT PLAY THIS GAME OR AT LEAST DONT FUCKING TRY IT ONCE SOMEONE ELSE GETS THE DEATH BULLET
Ngl, this makes me wanna do it.
I have to get pepper sprayed (IN THE FACE) for work within the next couple months. I’ll do this after and let everyone know how it compares.
…Sooooo, what I’m hearing is “play this game in the presence of ice cream”.
So would this be a white person’s version of “insanely hot” or a latin@’s version of insanely hot? I’m curious because I can basically eat ghost pepper salsa by the spoonful with nothing to “soften” the blow…
1 million scoville, so around your salsa, though the ghost pepper ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhut_Jolokia ) is exceptionally hot even by the standards of it’s native area (It’s actually from India)
So it’s a light snack. :D OMG FRITO WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
You have a pain disorder so you’re unusually accustomed to levels of pain most people can’t handle (I want to point out here that the ghost pepper is hotter than most people from your culture put in their food - the habanero* tops out at around a third of the ghost pepper, and it’s the hottest of the Central/South American peppers**) and so can EAT ALL THE THINGS?? JO YOU ARE A SUPERHERO.
Protecting the world from food made of pain and suffering is a noble cause!
* I cannot look up the tilde-n while trying to type around a flailing typechip is is VERY interested in “helping” mommy with her post.
** Not counting the ones that are recent cultivars grown for the sole purpose of fucking hot, and not actually part of the local cuisine.